April192014
thosefinelines:

ARE YOU KIDDING ME
THEY ARE HOLDING HANDS
EVERY DETAIL OF THIS KISS IS KILLNG ME AND IT HASN’T EVEN AIRED YET SO FUCKING DONE

thosefinelines:

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

THEY ARE HOLDING HANDS

EVERY DETAIL OF THIS KISS IS KILLNG ME AND IT HASN’T EVEN AIRED YET SO FUCKING DONE

1PM
Agents of SHIELD + my emotions.

(Source: fitsimmons)

12PM

AoS Christmas Morning

  • May: Oh, Phil, you didn't have to get me anything. But this new yoga mat is exactly what I needed!
  • Skye: Omg guys, the latest Windows Tablet! With a neon green case! Thanks, Dad!
  • Ward: *pew pew* My new nerf gun is the coolest
  • Simmons: *off in corner quietly playing with her new chemistry set*
  • Fitz: *making his new stuffed monkey climb the christmas tree*
12PM

Anonymous asked: Why won't you guys let Fitz get a monkey?

teamcoulson:

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Simmons: Because Fitz is our little monkey.

12PM

thesushimonster asked: i decided i'd just pic one and not just aos ot6 + all of them and go with aos ot6 + body swapping

marysuepoots:

1. bodyswap

so everyone switches with someone different it’s not like in pairs it’s messy as hell

fitz gets put in jemma’s body, poor jemma’s in ward’s body, ward is in melinda’s body, melinda is in skye’s body, skye is in phil’s body and phil is in fitz’s

and like melinda and fitz are the most equipped to handle the changes because operating jemma’s body is pretty much exactly like his body but with girl parts that he has been ordered not to touch or look at under any circumstances you’re doing it right now fitz you’re touching my boobs stop it

melinda is fine with skye’s body b/c they’re pretty much the same size. skye isn’t as strong or as flexible, and she has a lot of hair, but it’s pretty easy to adapt to.

skye hates being phil.  she keeps saying “im ooooold” and then phil huffs and crosses fitz’s tiny arms. phil supposes it’s not that bad being fitz, but he’s hungry ALL THE TIME.  like fitz, what is your metabolism.

jemma keeps walking into thing and knocking stuff over it’s like watching the RageQuit surgeon simulator video that’s jemma in ward’s body

ward keeps following melinda around to make sure she knows he is not in the bathroom looking at her naked in the mirror melinda i have the utmost respect for you and your body and i haven’t touched your boobs once well i definitely haven’t touched them twice melinda i’m sorry melinda melindaaaaaa

they need to fix this asap basically

they get agent hand on the phone and she won’t stop laughing so this might take a while

12PM

booklandreeve:

Look at this shit. Simmons doesn’t hesitate to hug a live grenade (that for all she knows is just going to blow up like a regular grenade) with her body in order to shield Fitz and Skye from the detonation.

I’m sorry, but if you don’t think Jemma Simmons is a fucking badass then you haven’t been paying attention. 

12PM

versacemon:

Good bye

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via smilelikeyouneedit)

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(Source: weheartit.com, via cluel3sss)

6PM

hepcansklankz:

But but :’) :3 

(via howtotrainyourbabyboo)

6PM

bluhstrider:

djpaige:

But srsly though

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If you ever find yourself in a Disney movie

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And someone or something starts being mysteriously surrounded by lime green

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Stay away from the thing

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Everything lime green is evil

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Just remember that.

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Everything lime green is evil.

Every Villain ILime 

(via lovehemmo)

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