- May: Oh, Phil, you didn't have to get me anything. But this new yoga mat is exactly what I needed!
- Skye: Omg guys, the latest Windows Tablet! With a neon green case! Thanks, Dad!
- Ward: *pew pew* My new nerf gun is the coolest
- Simmons: *off in corner quietly playing with her new chemistry set*
- Fitz: *making his new stuffed monkey climb the christmas tree*
Anonymous asked: Why won't you guys let Fitz get a monkey?
Simmons: Because Fitz is our little monkey.
thesushimonster asked: i decided i'd just pic one and not just aos ot6 + all of them and go with aos ot6 + body swapping
so everyone switches with someone different it’s not like in pairs it’s messy as hell
fitz gets put in jemma’s body, poor jemma’s in ward’s body, ward is in melinda’s body, melinda is in skye’s body, skye is in phil’s body and phil is in fitz’s
and like melinda and fitz are the most equipped to handle the changes because operating jemma’s body is pretty much exactly like his body but with girl parts that he has been ordered not to touch or look at under any circumstances you’re doing it right now fitz you’re touching my boobs stop it
melinda is fine with skye’s body b/c they’re pretty much the same size. skye isn’t as strong or as flexible, and she has a lot of hair, but it’s pretty easy to adapt to.
skye hates being phil. she keeps saying “im ooooold” and then phil huffs and crosses fitz’s tiny arms. phil supposes it’s not that bad being fitz, but he’s hungry ALL THE TIME. like fitz, what is your metabolism.
jemma keeps walking into thing and knocking stuff over it’s like watching the RageQuit surgeon simulator video that’s jemma in ward’s body
ward keeps following melinda around to make sure she knows he is not in the bathroom looking at her naked in the mirror melinda i have the utmost respect for you and your body and i haven’t touched your boobs once well i definitely haven’t touched them twice melinda i’m sorry melinda melindaaaaaa
they need to fix this asap basically
they get agent hand on the phone and she won’t stop laughing so this might take a while
But srsly though
If you ever find yourself in a Disney movie
And someone or something starts being mysteriously surrounded by lime green
Stay away from the thing
Everything lime green is evil
Just remember that.
Everything lime green is evil.
Every Villain Is Lime